I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.