Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.