Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.