I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.