Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.