Was I In Here Last Night And

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

The Low-ceiling Price Bazaar For Sexual Relief Was A Street Called Middie Alley. You Could Barely Get A Pushcart Through This Avenue. Top Price-twenty-five Cents.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.