Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream,

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.

There Are Only Two Real Ways To Get Ahead Today - Sell Liquor Or Drink It.

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.