If It Does Not Work The First

What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You With A Beautiful Cake Which Emitted A Curious Ticking Noise? Would You Plunge It Into A Pail Of Water - Thus Insulting Soviet Cuisine In General?

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

The Movie People Would Have Nothing To Do With Me Until They Heard Me Speak In A Broadway Play, Then They All Wanted To Sign Me For The Silent Movies.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.