I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

-W. C. Fields

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I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I

W. C. Fields

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

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Marriage

Fire

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

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Sunday

Thinking