I Never Drink Water Because Of The

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

Thou Shalt Not Steal-only From Other Comedians.

A Comic Should Suffer As Much Over A Single Line As A Man With A Hernia Would In Picking Up A Heavy Barbell.