Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.