I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.

Ultimately Chess Is Just Chess - Not The Best Thing In The World And Not The Worst Thing In The World, But There Is Nothing Quite Like It.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.