It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.

Never Work With Animals Or Children.

W. C. Fields, A Lifetime Agnostic, Was Discovered Reading A Bible On His Deathbed. ''i'm Looking For A Loop-hole,'' He Explained.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.