Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms',

There Are Only Two Real Ways To Get Ahead Today - Sell Liquor Or Drink It.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.