It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.