I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia,

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

There's No Such Thing As A Tough Child - If You Parboil Them First For Seven Hours, They Always Come Out Tender.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.