Never Mind What I Told You -

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

Thou Shalt Not Steal-only From Other Comedians.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.