A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.