I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

The Low-ceiling Price Bazaar For Sexual Relief Was A Street Called Middie Alley. You Could Barely Get A Pushcart Through This Avenue. Top Price-twenty-five Cents.