Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than

All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

Ultimately Chess Is Just Chess - Not The Best Thing In The World And Not The Worst Thing In The World, But There Is Nothing Quite Like It.