All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll Drink Breakfast Together!

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.