Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.

The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Another Dollar A Quart.

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.