The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.