Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa.

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

How Is The Human Race Going To Survive Now That The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Two Dollars A Quart?

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.