I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other

Christmas At My House Is Always At Least Six Or Seven Times More Pleasant Than Anywhere Else. We Start Drinking Early. And While Everyone Else Is Seeing Only One Santa Claus, We'll Be Seeing Six Or Seven.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.