You Can Fool Some Of The People

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

To Me, These Biblical Stories Are Just So Many Fish Stories, And I'm Not Specifically Referring To Jonah And The Whale. I Need Indisputable Proof Of Anything I'm Asked To Believe.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 3000 B. C.