I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

Thou Shalt Not Steal-only From Other Comedians.

Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.

No One Likes The Fellow Who Is All Rogue, But We'll Forgive Him Almost Anything If There Is Warmth Of Human Sympathy Underneath His Rogueries. The Immortal Types Of Comedy Are Just Such Men.