A Woman Drove Me To Drink And

Christmas At My House Is Always At Least Six Or Seven Times More Pleasant Than Anywhere Else. We Start Drinking Early. And While Everyone Else Is Seeing Only One Santa Claus, We'll Be Seeing Six Or Seven.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.