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I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.