I Don't Object To Nine Aces In

I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined My Blood Was Very Helpful; Contained So Much Alcohol They Could Use It To Sterilize Their Instruments.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.