Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!