It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

When Asked To Borrow Money: "i'll See What My Lawyer Says. . . . And If He Says Yes, I'll Get Another Lawyer.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.