When Asked To Borrow Money: "i'll See

I'm Searching For Loopholes.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

California Is The Only State In The Union Where You Can Fall Asleep Under A Rose Bush In Full Bloom And Freeze To Death.