I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods.

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.