It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore;

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.