First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.

Ultimately Chess Is Just Chess - Not The Best Thing In The World And Not The Worst Thing In The World, But There Is Nothing Quite Like It.

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.