You Know You're Ugly When You Go

I Say 'no' To Drugs. Whenever Someone Asks Me For Some Of My Drugs I Say, 'no.

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.