The Other Night A Mugger Took Off

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

Everyone Says That Looks Don't Matter, Age Doesn't Matter, Money Doesn't Matter. But I Never Met A Girl Yet Who Has Fallen In Love With An Old Ugly Man Who's Broke.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids Out Looking Like Me.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!