One Time I Went To A Hotel.

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.