My Doctor Told Me To Watch My

I Live In A Bad Neighborhood. Why, I Saw Two Complete Strangers Share A Taxi - Yeah, One Guy Took The Radio And The Other Guy Took The Tires.

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.