I Live In A Bad Neighborhood. Why,

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.