I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.

I Was An Ugly Child. I Got Lost On The Beach. I Asked A Cop If He Could Find My Parents. He Said, 'i Don't Know. There's Lots Of Places For Them To Hide'.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.