My Father Carries Around The Picture Of

I Tell Ya, With My Wife, I Got No Sex Life. Her Favorite Position Is Facing Bloomingdale's.

One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.

She Was So Fat That Her Bikini Is Made Out Of Two Bed Sheets (king-size).

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.