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I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.