I Found There Was Only One Way

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.