Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.