My Old Man Never Liked Me. He

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.