I Tell Ya When I Was A

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.