It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.

With My Wife I Get No Respect. I Fell Asleep With A Cigarette In My Hand. She Lit It.