My Problem Is That I Appeal To

I Recently Had Double-bypass Surgery. As They Wheel You In, The Doctor Always Gives You A Last Look. You Know That Look. That Look Of Confidence To Make You Feel Good. I Always Say To Every Doctor, If I Don't Make It, I'll Never Know It.

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.

She Was So Fat That Her Bikini Is Made Out Of Two Bed Sheets (king-size).

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother